Heh, read this.

WTF!?

That is not even a real article. I bet the writer is some punk kid searching for laughs.

Huh...what....?
Pretend it's serious!?

Fine.



Thank you for the info enlightened modern parent. I shall now turn myself into the authorities for showing one and or more of these symptoms.

Oh god!! I'm a hacker!!

*runs in terror*

I hates computer hacker. They hack into people websites and messes around with them. If I know any computer hacker, why I oughta...I oughta....shoot them.

I cant tell if he is serious or not. But if he is.... I am SOOO sorry for his son. For having such an idiotic and ignorant father. If not, then its pretty funny. But if its a joke it misleads the people WHO ACTUALLY DO ACT LIKE THAT.

Come on, even my mother who isnt too great with computers knows it was fishy. But she was mislead a little when first reading it.

Oh and Trigger make sure you read all of the article because I dont think that was the idea of this topic even though thats what it says in the title.

Where'd you find this Shogo??.... This is hilarious! Was this made up as a joke? Seriously? This is too much!

EDIT: I was looking around for the people who made the site and yes, it is a joke. Damn good one too! They managed to spell a lot of things wrong on purpose. Ignore the name calling in my fake flame. Just focus on the things that the story says about computers.

[flame on!]

(in order of dumb statements)

1. Bonzai Buddy? Hacking material? Spyware/Adware! Useless.

2. FLASH A hacker program? DUMBASS! It's a multimedia developer kit created by the awesome people of Macromedia!

3. Most efficient Hackers aren't bound by hardware retard! With very little harddisk space they can create simple software programs that can hijack hardware from other computers to achieve their goals. "The Best" hardware on one computer is usually used by "Power Gamers" or "Professional Media Artists"!!

4. AMD is a third-world based [CPU manufacturer] economy? WOW. You're much dumber than you sound.

5. "Programming with Perl" by Timothy O'Reilly is a hacking manual? Good GOD! IT'S A SOFTWARE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE!!!

6. Does this guy even know what DOS stands for? Disk Operating System perhaps? You can type in "tracert" to see the route your internet connection takes or "ping" to check your ping, but that's ABOUT IT! If you're reaaaallllly good (black hat hacker material) you could probably use DOS to do something crazy, but that takes a buttload of time to learn how to and actually do.

7. Quake is a "VID-EO GAME". Hackers may use it, but they'd probably never say anything in fear of their IMs being recorded, they'd never tell an 8 year old how to do something very powerful, NOR would they have the TIME if they're serious!

8. Lunix????? IT'S LINUX!! It's a really solid operating system! ...... Steal your music from your stereo using a program called mp3???????

9. (the whole RAVE persona description) ??? It's a FAD that "posers" take on.

10. HAHAHAHA !!! He may have a difficult time in Science and Math classes if he uses a computer too much??? Who the hell do you think INVENTED COMPUTERS?? Monkeys?

11. ...... Well...... Physical health..... ehh..... Go to the gym! Lots of fun! No kidding. Elliptical runners are easy to use.

12. His underlying focus that "females can't use computers"..... SUPER ASSHOLE MISOGYNIST!!

[/flame off]

Whew! That was fun. Sorry if I got a bit rowdy but man... who created that that story? Good material for a laugh. Thanks for showing me that Shogo. That's a good example of a self-defeating arguement.

Strong Bad, "
Respectfully Yours,
Deleted!
[EERRRRNNN]
Ahhh. I feel so fresh and so clean."

Darn! I didn't know the word "this" was clickable...now I feel like a dumbass.
I'm going to read it now.

I <3 Quake
Long long ago.

Therefore
I = Hacker



What a dumb article. Progamer and Unknown Demon better not post articles that dumb on the homepage.

Man the article writer is an idiot.
Sigh

I didn't find it remotely funny.